His First...Stagedive?

Reading this note from Liam's daycare reminded me of a couple of notes that didn't get written about stagediving sons back in the day. There was...

"Dear Mrs McNamee— Tonight at a gig by Jesus-lovin' rockers Straight Up your son Joseph made an error of judgement. He took it upon himself to stagedive into a small group of his friends who wisely refused to catch him and concomitantly he hit the carpet. He is alright, though somewhat dazed..."

or

"Dear Mrs McKinlay— Tonight at a Muttonbirds concert, your son Stuart failed to recognise that stagediving is not an appropriate activity outside of the Heavy Metal community. Our bouncers took exception to his actions, and took it upon themselves to engrave the back of his head with Michael Jordans trademark..."

Good on ya son, boldly going where your old man has gone before...